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| I wear a cape made by my foster mother, Theodora Rex. |
My name is Gaius Julius Rex and this is my first blog ever. (I taught myself to read and write shortly after my fictional birth in April.) (I am not lying.)
I had intended to provide a treatise on the early Greek roots of rhetoric, but the human blogger Lucianne Poole insisted on something short and journalistic. I am unfamiliar with this style of writing, having started my education with the classics. The human has proposed a "question and answer" format. I have reluctantly agreed and hereby present a series of questions and answers:
1) Do you sleep like the undead?
Yes.
2) What part of a chocolate Easter bunny do you eat first?
The head.
3) Do you fly?
No.
4) Do you drink blood?
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.
5) What do you do for fun?
When I'm not playing Monopoly and trampolining, I ride up and down Las Olas Boulevard (in my hometown of Fort Lauderdale) on my tricycle looking for Monopoly players and professional trampoliners. My foster mother, aka Theodora Rex, aka T. Rex, says this is unsavoury. I asked her what "unsavoury" meant. She said sleazy. I asked her what "sleazy" meant, but she did not reply.
6) What do you want to be when you grow up?
a) professional Monopoly player
b) the first to trampoline to the moon (this means building a special trampoline to catapult me into space)
This is the end of my blog.
The human, Lucianne Poole, advised me to invite comments and questions, but I'm not sure how this works or if I really want to do this.
